Burgers ‘n Fries

This was sent to me by a buddy who is a decorated Vietnam Veteran of several tours, a former Texas Sheriff and who is one of the more passionate patriots walking our planet these days.  I thought this was well stated and addresses something that needs a little more exposure to the light of day: […]

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Potty Mouth Kids

If the uber-left zealots who produced this moronic video think it’s going to endear these little border rats to the public, they’d better think again. More than an insult to Donald Trump, it is an affront to America and Americans across our country. By the way, did you notice an American flag anywhere in the […]

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Changing Heroes

It doesn’t happen all at once, like finding the train set Santa was supposed to bring at the back of your parents’ closet, suddenly realizing the rumors you heard from the older kids were true.  It’s more of a gradual process like understanding that your dad isn’t the strongest man on the block, Superman really […]

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I’m Coming Out

Inspired by the sexual confusion of Bruce, excuse me, Caitlyn Jenner and the recent racial revelation of the White/Black Rachel Dolezal, I have summoned the courage to come out of the closet with my own shocking disclosure.  I’m really a kid!  I’ve lived with this horrible secret since I was ten, when I first came to […]

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Shooter? Really?

The horrific mass murders in Santa Barbara last Friday were described as follows:  “As authorities reconstructed the events, they would conclude that Rodger had stabbed three victims in his apartment, shot and killed three others at random, and injured 13 more either with gunshots or a car that he used as a battering ram against […]

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A Toxic Fairy Tale

One day Chicken Little was walking through the woods when, suddenly, an acorn fell on her head.  It scared her so much she trembled all over, shaking so hard, half her feathers fell out.  “Help!  Help!  The sky is falling!  The sky is falling!  I have to go tell the king!” she cried.  So, terrified, […]

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Nothing New … SSDD

Funny.  We pull out all the stops to celebrate the arrival of a New Year and I wake up this morning to a heap of the same old dung that made 2013 barely bearable. It turns out that as the clock struck 2014, thousands of new laws, restrictions and regulations went into effect in the […]

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‘Chubs’ In Toyland

Major chubs are not plus-sized, not full figured or even 3X, they’re simply chubs.  When something jiggles where it’s not supposed to, it can be grossly unattractive at best and hugely unhealthy at worst … beyond any bruising that may occur to some rosy-cheeked little cherub’s self-esteem.  I’m not talking about overweight caused by unavoidable […]

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Poor Kids

Recently I read an article that said the number of American children living in poverty placed us 34th among 35 countries.  If the writer really wanted to juice things up, he could have said we weren’t even among the top 25. Either way, the statement rapidly loses impact when you consider two relevant factors.  First, […]

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Ordinary Things

Are you telling me that today’s child needs a book to learn how to play in the snow?  I always thought throwing snowballs, making snowmen and building snow forts was a genetic thing that came instinctively to a kid, like breathing air or not liking peas!  Whatever happened to imagination and creativity … whatever happened […]

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