Teddy Goes To New York

Now, this is the big city Ted and people walk real fast, sometimes they even bump into you and don’t even apologize. The choo-choo runs underground here, so the rumble you hear isn’t an earthquake and yes, it does stop so you can get on … yes, it does stop Ted.   If you see […]

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Burgers ‘n Fries

This was sent to me by a buddy who is a decorated Vietnam Veteran of several tours, a former Texas Sheriff and who is one of the more passionate patriots walking our planet these days.  I thought this was well stated and addresses something that needs a little more exposure to the light of day: […]

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FOX Signals Left Turn

The headline today reads, “FOX News Forum May Signal Thaw Between Democrats and Network.”  I suppose this makes the FOX’s hard turn to the Left official.  It leaves Conservatives with no representation on television and places it on a par with CNN and MSLSD. It was the obvious decision for any media outlet seeking smaller […]

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Too True To Be Funny

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.   A billion is a difficult number to comprehend … but one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective: A billion seconds ago it […]

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Sports Lingo

Once upon a time, NBC TV offered unparalleled coverage of just about every sport worth watching.  So what happened since they acquired broadcast rights to NASCAR?  For more than five weeks I’ve listened to their hapless announcers use incorrect or inappropriate language to describe various elements of NASCAR, confident each week that someone at the […]

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Changing Heroes

It doesn’t happen all at once, like finding the train set Santa was supposed to bring at the back of your parents’ closet, suddenly realizing the rumors you heard from the older kids were true.  It’s more of a gradual process like understanding that your dad isn’t the strongest man on the block, Superman really […]

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I’m Coming Out

Inspired by the sexual confusion of Bruce, excuse me, Caitlyn Jenner and the recent racial revelation of the White/Black Rachel Dolezal, I have summoned the courage to come out of the closet with my own shocking disclosure.  I’m really a kid!  I’ve lived with this horrible secret since I was ten, when I first came to […]

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Good For You, Bad For You

There are two things you don’t do in this life, except at your own peril:  Look into the kitchen of even the finest restaurant or read the ‘research’ published about most common food items.  The nutritional label is important if you have food allergies or must restrict intake of one thing or another, otherwise, you’re […]

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Conundrums

A conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing, like … “Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free” or “A gun is like a parachute; if you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.” Here are six conundrums of socialism that pretty much sum up America in […]

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What Fair?

I’m getting pretty tired of hearing political know-nothings talk about level playing fields and fair shares.  Whatever social, political or economic philosophy you subscribe to, everyone is never going to be equal … not once the sperm hits the egg.  A level playing field is a great place to grow grass and life is, by […]

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