Objects May Appear Larger

When initially taking office, most U.S. Presidents historically receive what has been referred to as a honeymoon period that usually lasts at least a couple of months.  In President Trump’s case, it was more like “wham, bam, thank you man” … no honeymoon, not even foreplay, just a pure, raw bumping of uglies right from the start! […]

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Media Fantasy

At this point, I’m getting a YUUGE kick out of watching the media rush from one end of the planet to another trying to keep up with President-Elect Trump and bellyaching about having to do it! After treating him like something you’d scrape off your shoe for more than a year, do they really expect […]

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Worth Another Look

I keep hearing about “experience” being such an important factor in the election. First of all, nobody entering the presidency has experience … not unless they’ve done it before and, with a two term limit, they haven’t. Secondly, while Donald Trump’s experience built a large, successful business empire, Hillary’s foreign relations experience gave rise to […]

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The ‘M’ Word

Since the political left likes to describe guys as being ‘misogynistic’ at the drop of an adjective, I though I’d look it up in order to be correct should I bump my head and choose to use this particular buzz word: “Misogyny (/mɪˈsɒdʒɪni/) is the hatred or dislike of women or girls. According to feminist […]

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What You Say

I keep hearing people badmouthing Donald Trump because he gave money to the Democrats or sat Hillary in the front row at his wedding.  As the frumpy old ‘lady’ in the pants suit said, “At this point, what difference does it make?” So far, The Donald is saying and doing all the right things and […]

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“How” Amigo!

“PC Activists Knock At Sorority’s Door To Complain About Racist Costume” Would somebody please explain why wearing a sombrero, a mariachi outfit or a mustache is “racist”?  ‘Scuze me but I’ve had a mustache since 1972, a beard since 1980 and I can’t speak a word of Spanish lingo, but I’m not a racist.  I […]

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Street or Golf Course?

Just when I thought it was impossible to make a car uglier than the Scion or dopier and more dangerous than a Smart Car, VOILÀ!  Google actually did it!  What we have here is a solution in search of a problem! The creature has been describe as a combination of a Volkswagen Beetle and a […]

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Key To Life

Michelle Obama says the key to life is splurging.  Really?  Her compensation concept sounds like the carbon offsets scam the left has been pushing … only with food!  Sorry splurgefans, but no number of salads is going to make up for gobs of French fry grease once it’s clinging to the walls of your arteries […]

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Nothing New … SSDD

Funny.  We pull out all the stops to celebrate the arrival of a New Year and I wake up this morning to a heap of the same old dung that made 2013 barely bearable. It turns out that as the clock struck 2014, thousands of new laws, restrictions and regulations went into effect in the […]

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‘Chubs’ In Toyland

Major chubs are not plus-sized, not full figured or even 3X, they’re simply chubs.  When something jiggles where it’s not supposed to, it can be grossly unattractive at best and hugely unhealthy at worst … beyond any bruising that may occur to some rosy-cheeked little cherub’s self-esteem.  I’m not talking about overweight caused by unavoidable […]

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